The joys of getting a new job are something only people like me can understand. I have a fear of staying in the same office for to long, and therefore attempt to change every couple of years. Just yesterday I found out I had gotten the job I wanted. I was always good at annoying people; my latest thing is collection harassment. This morning I came into the office excited to finally be doing something I know I am good at, professionally. The best thing was I was even getting paid for it. So as I sat down at my desk I scanned the names on my list of the unfortunate people that were up for harassment. The top few did not look to enticing, just the average human beings that were a little late on paying their phone bills. Then further down the list I spotted my victim, a Hollywood actor that owes a restaurant thousands of dollars. I decided to dial the number and try my luck. After a few rings I realized I probably did not have much hope in getting a response over here, my chances of anyone being home were very vague. My next victim was a women that owed over a million in credit card debts, there I was lucky enough to have someone pick up, not for long though. As soon as I identified myself the person on the other line hung up. So that was the way I spent an extremely successful first day at work!